Maullymas

Maullymas is a holiday celebrated by Maully The Bear's loyal followers. It is very similar to Christmas but clearly superior in every way. It is celebrated every year on December 24th since it's invention in 2012."'is da dai u selibrat maulys birtdai evn do iz not actulee maulys birtdai an u giv mauly gifs an monys bcuz u luv hur' -Maully"

Gift Giving
You must give Maully gifts on Maullymas day or she'll probably maul you. Ideal gift ideas include money, gold (or other precious metals), your soul or of course, sacrificial children.

Birthday Celebration
It is said that Maullymas is a day to "selibrat maulys birtday" but the choice of celebration varies from household to household. Some folks dress a pine tree in raw meat in the hopes of Maully visiting their house in the night. If she doesn't show up (she's a busy gal give her a break), the elders of the family will take down the meat late at night for the children to believe that Maully has blessed them with a visit. Other families choose to bake cakes and cookies in Maully's likeness and sing her cult fan-favorite songs around it.